Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
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soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
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Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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