He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
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Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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