Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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