Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
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I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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