we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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