We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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