I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
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