So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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