Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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