Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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