started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Randomize
