Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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