Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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