I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
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A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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