Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Umm I'm too high to move.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
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nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
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I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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