I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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