It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
