Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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