pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
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my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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