was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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