New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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