if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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