he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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