i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
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I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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