You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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