I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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