Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
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AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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