sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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