question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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