I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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