Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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