Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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