I don't usually arrange sex via text message
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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