Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
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took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
He felt like a one man threesome
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
pray to the hookup gods
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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