She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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