Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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