just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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