She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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