Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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