Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I'm just crazy horny about you
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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