She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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