is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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