Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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