Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I just want to make out with him forever
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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