So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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