Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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