Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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