Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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