too bad you live with your parents still
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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