Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
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I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
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This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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