i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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