Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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