girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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